samwinchestersmoose:

when i went out to go see Maleficent, when i saw this fairy

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I was like “Haha that looks like Umbridge”

and then she changed into a human 

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And I was like “HOLY SHIT THAT IS UMBRIDGE!!111!”

and a couple rows behind me, I heard someone say “You must not tell lies” and I lost it

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soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

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onheradventure:

this guy dropped everything and booked a one way flight to Hawaii because he saw a couple pictures on the internet and thought it would be cool to live there and never went back. today he took us hiking and told us his whole life story.  “just remember that fortune favors the bold” is what he told us.

onheradventure:

this guy dropped everything and booked a one way flight to Hawaii because he saw a couple pictures on the internet and thought it would be cool to live there and never went back. today he took us hiking and told us his whole life story.
“just remember that fortune favors the bold” is what he told us.

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Tbh I just wanna kiss someone


deal w/it (at idk😜)

deal w/it (at idk😜)


nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

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today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

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my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

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i did it i stole the declaration of independence

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She is going to be the best missionary Washington has ever seen!! So incredibly proud of you Meggy-poo😘 see you in 18 months!  (at serve with honor🙏)

She is going to be the best missionary Washington has ever seen!! So incredibly proud of you Meggy-poo😘 see you in 18 months! (at serve with honor🙏)


This is probably my best look yet. #hardcorefight #jk #itsonlymakeup (makeup credz to: @dillonjallen) (at 👊💥💪)

This is probably my best look yet. #hardcorefight #jk #itsonlymakeup (makeup credz to: @dillonjallen) (at 👊💥💪)


hullaballo-o:


Mary-Kate and Ashley’s first wedding dress creation 

hullaballo-o:

Mary-Kate and Ashley’s first wedding dress creation 

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dayzea:

rococoh:

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

yep.

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College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

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luv-inu:

I can’t stop laughing 

luv-inu:

I can’t stop laughing 

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titounettes:

naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

oh my GOD THANK YOU

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